I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
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She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
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I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
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