Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I'm at about main and main street
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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