i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
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Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
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My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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