so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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