Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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