Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
love makes seman taste better
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
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