you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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