Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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