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Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
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Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
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No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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