come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
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What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
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bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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