I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
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just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
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I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I'm always down for nudity.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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