there's paper in my vomit.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
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Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
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Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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