I wanna bring you to show and tell
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
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She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
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Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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