Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
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sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
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I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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