Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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