Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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