I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
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nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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