everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
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