Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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