Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
A+ Viking dick
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Randomize
