Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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