I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
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Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
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This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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