I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
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There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
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I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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