I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
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Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
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I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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