Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
kristin has been a bad kristin
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
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