She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
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I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
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I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
And then my night got REAL pukey
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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