i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
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Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
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i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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