She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
i just google imaged poop.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
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I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
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I think his dick was bigger than his dog
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
false alarm, still single
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