I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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