if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Randomize
