You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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