My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
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what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
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I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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