I bet he comes in French.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
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We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
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DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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