I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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