Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
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When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
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The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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