chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
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The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
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the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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