I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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