Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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