"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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