Don't you send me to vm
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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