i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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