my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
where does the pee come out of this thing
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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