Kiss
Puke
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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