Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
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Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
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Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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