It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
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Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
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I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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