omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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