ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
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Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
My legs feel like baby dolphins
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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