i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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