YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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