You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
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I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
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You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.