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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.

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  Wasn't he an English major?

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring

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  I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW

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• (561): View more from Florida

  Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.

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• (914): View more from New York

  Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.

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  What the fuck, why would you ever do that?

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  Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!

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• (972): View more from Texas

  I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.

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