She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
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i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
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Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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