Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
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He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
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Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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