Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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